Senator Ernest Hollings pushes the Koolaid aside long enough to deliver an eloquent summation of the travesty in Iraq.
Lawrence of Cyberia, one of the internet’s most prolific tea-totalers, is in exceptionally fine form today.
Jon Stewart. Well, he should be president. Brains, charm, and beauty. What an exhalation that would be.
Ralph should dry out. How do you stay independent while taking money and support from the so-called opposition? The Oregon Family Council Christians fighting to get him on the ballot should take the cure as well. Won’t the Lord be displeased they’re supporting a pro-choice candidate even if they’re doing so to displace another? Where does truth to the power fit into this equation?
Note to Democrats whining about Nader: Get thee to a programme! Nader isn’t the problem; it’s your spineless vacillation on all matters controversial. P. S. While you’re squandering indignation in such a hypocritical manner your lobbyists are selling you out.
Note to Tom DeLay and Dennis Hastert: Is there any particular reason, other than rabid partisan ideology and NRA money, Americans might have a window of opportunity to purchase assault weapons this September? If you’re not too busy feeding your golden arms, that is, I’d appreciate your thoughts on the matter. Should I be saving my pennies? Or will the NRA regret giving you theirs?
Note to budget busting Republicans: What part of fiscally conservative don’t you understand?