Greetings from Iraq

Dear Mom & Dad,

We’re really kicking some hajji ass here in Iraq. I don’t know how many more of them we’ll have to kill before they finally get with the program, but don’t worry about me, we’ll get this job done.

Freedom’s what it’s all about and we’re stayin’ whether they like it or not. Fuck ’em if they don’t like it, we’ll wipe ’em all out.

Hey did you see their new flag? Fucking idiots have the balls to say they don’t like it. Bitching about not being consulted and that it looks too much like Israel’s.

These animals just don’t get it. Like we give a rat’s ass what they think?

I know Mikey can’t wait to get here. Send him my love and tell him to keep playing those video games. They’re great practice but believe me,

nothing is as awesome as smoking their asses in real time.

God bless America.