{"id":475,"date":"2004-04-28T03:48:19","date_gmt":"2004-04-28T07:48:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/karmalised.com\/wordpress\/?p=475"},"modified":"2004-04-28T03:48:19","modified_gmt":"2004-04-28T07:48:19","slug":"greetings-from-iraq-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/karmalised.com\/?p=475","title":{"rendered":"Greetings from Iraq"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dear Mom & Dad,<\/p>\n

We’re really kicking some hajji ass here in Iraq. I don’t know how many more of them we’ll have to kill before they finally get with the program, but don’t worry about me<\/a>, we’ll get this job done.
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\nFreedom’s what it’s all about and we’re stayin’ whether they like it or not. Fuck ’em if they don’t like it, we’ll wipe ’em all out<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Hey did you see their new flag? Fucking idiots have the balls to say they don’t like it<\/a>. Bitching about not being consulted and that it looks too much like Israel’s.
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\nThese animals just don’t get it. Like we give a rat’s ass what they think?<\/p>\n

I know Mikey can’t wait to get here. Send him my love and tell him to keep playing those video games. They’re great practice but believe me,
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\nnothing is as awesome as smoking their asses in real time.<\/p>\n

God bless America<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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