A.) Vegans who charge the barricades in defense of abortion.<\/p>\n
B.) Politicians who flip flop on Bernanke:<\/p>\n
Republicans and Democrats Swap Views on Bernanke PRINCETON, NJ — Despite Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke’s solid roots in the Bush administration, new Gallup polling finds 64% of Democrats nationwide feeling confident in Bernanke’s input on the economy, compared with only 36% of Republicans. This is a complete reversal of the Fed chairman’s image among partisans a year ago, under President Bush, when Republicans had the greater confidence in Bernanke, 61% vs. 40%.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n [Read the report<\/a>]<\/strong><\/p>\n C.) Progressives who defend Obama & the Democrats:<\/p>\n WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report<\/a>)<\/strong><\/p>\n WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – The United States Senate today unveiled details of its health care plan, tentatively called CompromiseCareTM<\/sup>:<\/p>\n <\/p>\n — Under CompromiseCareTM<\/sup>, people with no coverage will be allowed to keep their current plan.<\/p>\n — Medicare will be extended to 55-year-olds as soon as they turn 65.<\/p>\n — You will have access to cheap Canadian drugs if you live in Canada.<\/p>\n — States whose names contain vowels will be allowed to opt out of the plan.<\/p>\n — You get to choose which doctor you cannot afford to see.<\/p>\n — You will not have to be pre-certified to qualify for cremation.<\/p>\n — A patient will be considered “pre-existing” if he or she already exists.<\/p>\n — You’ll be free to choose between medications and heating fuel.<\/p>\n — Patients can access quality health care if they can prove their name is “Lieberman.”<\/p>\n — You will have access to natural remedies, such as death<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A.) Vegans who charge the barricades in defense of abortion. B.) Politicians who flip flop on Bernanke: Republicans and Democrats Swap Views on Bernanke by Lydia Saad PRINCETON, NJ — Despite Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke’s solid roots in the … Continue reading
\nby Lydia Saad<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n