{"id":1083,"date":"2005-09-22T10:39:34","date_gmt":"2005-09-22T14:39:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/karmalised.com\/wordpress\/?p=1083"},"modified":"2005-09-22T10:39:34","modified_gmt":"2005-09-22T14:39:34","slug":"madonnas-mid-life-crisis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/karmalised.com\/?p=1083","title":{"rendered":"Madonna’s mid-life crisis"},"content":{"rendered":"

I don’t pay attention to celebrity gossip if I can help it, a trick in a culture addicted to it.<\/p>\n

So I’m not surprised this escaped my attention. Then again, how did it?<\/p>\n

Madonna believes<\/a> “she is the reincarnation of the biblical Queen Esther, who saved the Jews from the evil vizier Haman.”<\/p>\n

That<\/a> is hilarious<\/a>. Do they call her<\/a> Madonna or Esther when the cameras aren’t rolling?<\/p>\n

“The next time you hear the song “Who’s That Girl,” just remember Madonna as a fearless, highly talented woman who has the metallic guts of a global leader and the soft heart of a gifted Saint<\/a>.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I don’t pay attention to celebrity gossip if I can help it, a trick in a culture addicted to it. So I’m not surprised this escaped my attention. Then again, how did it? Madonna believes “she is the reincarnation of … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1083","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pdXTf-ht","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/karmalised.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1083","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/karmalised.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/karmalised.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/karmalised.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/karmalised.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1083"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/karmalised.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1083\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/karmalised.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1083"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/karmalised.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1083"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/karmalised.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1083"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}