The Bush Crusades

Go to heaven, go to hell. While you’re on this planet keep your religion out of our politics.

Christopher Manion and Norman Singleton comment on this Liberty Forum post that links to a freeper-produced video which hails George as the Messiah by using Johnny Cash’s The Man Comes Around and carefully selected pictures that leave nothing to the imagination.

You can hear Johnny Cash’s original version here.

Here are some parts edited out by the plagiarising hack:

And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder:
One of the four beasts saying: “Come and see.”
And I saw. And behold, a white horse.

The hairs on your arm will stand up
At the terror in each sip and in each sup
Will you partake of that last offered cup
Or disappear into the potter’s ground
When the man comes around

Till Armageddon no shalam no shalom

Then the father hen will call his chicken’s home
The wise men will bow down before the throne
And at his feet will cast their golden crowns
When the man comes around

Close (Spoken part)
And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts
And I looked and behold, a pale horse
And it’s name it said on him was Death
And Hell followed with him.

I wonder what contingency plans Sharon or Netanyahu will implement when they are told to cast golden crowns at the feet of George the Messiah and welcome evangelical proselytisers into the settlements or be sent to the burning fires of hell.

Converting the Jews seems to be on the lord’s agenda:

Getting New Terms (via Eric Umansky)

Keeping up with well-known area folks getting recent appointments . . . President Bush over the summer named Madeleine C. Will, former assistant secretary of education for special education and rehabilitative services and former spouse of columnist George Will, to another term as chairman of the President’s Committee for People with Intellectual Disabilities. Bush reappointed to that committee the Rev. Lon N. Solomon, senior pastor of the McLean Bible Church, which has planned an $18.5 million center for disabled children. Solomon also serves as chairman of the board of the executive committee of Jews for Jesus.

Jews for Jesus has a lively presentation for those of you wondering why the religious need to bother at all with politics. Because, you silly fools, we need a theocracy! “Now that’s a system that can’t be beat!”

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